Scheduling time to do the thing isn’t doing the thing
Making a to to do list for the thing isn’t doing the thing
Telling people you’re going to do the thing isn’t doing the thing
Messaging friends who may or may not be doing the thing isn’t doing the thing
Writing a banger tweet about how you’re going to do the thing isn’t doing the thing
Hating on yourself for not doing the thing isn’t doing the thing
Hating on other people who have done the thing isn’t doing the thing
Hating on the obstacles in the way of you doing the thing isn’t doing the thing
Fantasising about all of the adoration you’ll receive once you do the thing isn’t doing the thing
Reading about how to do the thing isn’t doing the thing
Reading about how other people did the thing isn’t doing the thing
Reading this essay isn’t doing the thing.
The only thing that is doing the thing is doing the thing